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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
SET YOUR FUCKING TIVO NOW!
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Toyota to release new amphibious Highlander SUV
Attention to all the new drivers out there with their learning permits (cough cough Chrissie cough): don't overcompensate for oncoming cars by slamming on the accelerator, or else you might drive your SUV into a pool.
Monday, June 21, 2004
Man crashes into airport terminal
Senior citizen and expert parallel parker Charles J. Plaskowsky of Oldsmar, Florida slammed his foot on the accelerator and crashed into a baggage claim area at Tampa International.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Man gives back foul ball to dumb kid
YOU WUSS! KEEP THE GODDAMNED BALL! YOU EARNED IT!
Man, 89, backs car across street into bank
I'm going to have to move to Florida if I really want to satisfy my car-crashing-into-building fetish.
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
BEES! BEES EVERYWHERE! SAVE YOURSELVES! redux
Tractor-trailer overturns in Montana spilling its cargo of 9 million honeybees. Cripes! I sense a new iracane.com cliché!
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Congratulations to Big Daddy Grenks for like....graduating and stuff.
BEES! BEES EVERYWHERE! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Florida man lives with 700,000 bees in his breakfast nook for months:
Gitzen said he has spent many mornings...filling his cup of coffee with the sweet globs of honey dripping from the bee hives.What kind of freakish world are we living in?
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
The Black and White
Read this article from SJ Magazine to locate the best black and white cookie in South Jersey. Michelle, I expect you to visit all of the top five locations and bring me the best.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Over six years have passed since the first celebrity in the deathpool took the express train to hell. Eight casualties later, one of the entrants (me!) has collected four celebrity deaths which means I'm only one heart attack away from the $40 prize. I'm gunning for you, Julia Child. Foie gras and cheese souffle can't save you now.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Final Bee update
Well, Kerry Close made it pretty far....8th place ain't too bad. The good news for her is the possibility of two more shots at the National Spelling Bee: she's only in sixth grade! New Jersey represent!
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Local Jersey girl and Iracane.com favorite to win it all Katherine Close has advanced to Round Five of the National Spelling Bee. Go Kerry!
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Spelling Bee 2K4
Set your Tivos, clear your schedules, call in sick to school/work...it's National Spelling Bee time again!