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Thursday, January 30, 2003
Could you determine from a lineup of pictures of noses which of them are some incarnation of Michael Jackson's schnozz? There's 15 noses...I got 14 out of 15 right. The one I missed belonged to Latoya. Wednesday, January 29, 2003
I can't imagine anyone having worse luck than the elderly gentleman who received a liver transplant from a nut-allergic kid and then died from eating a cashew. Any ideas? Sunday, January 26, 2003
Vince is the unofficial winner of the 2nd Annual Blah Blah Blah. Check my answers to see if I screwed up somewhere. Well it wasn't a house that Billy Joel crashed his car into, but any celebrity car crash without injury is always good for a few laughs. It was not immediately clear whether alcohol was involved, police said.Duh! It's perfectly clear to the rest of us! Saturday, January 25, 2003
Thursday, January 23, 2003
Unbelievable. Keith's strategy of picking overweight celebrities and black women has paid off once again. Gimme a break, indeed. Entries for the 2nd Annual Iracane.com Super Bowl Pick-em are due no later than 2:00 PM on Sunday. Don't you want to be able to see everyone's picks in a nice spreadsheet just before kickoff? So cmon...email me your picks. Yeah you, Big Daddy. Wednesday, January 22, 2003
Whenever I drive through the local country club, I always tense up at the thought of an errant golf ball smashing through my windshield. Imagine how bad school bus driver Matt Hamden felt when a golf ball nailed his ride. Tuesday, January 21, 2003
Monday, January 20, 2003
 vs.  The 2nd Annual Iracane.com Super Bowl Pick-em is in full swing. Make yer entries now. Email to rob@iracane.com. Winner gets something really neat. I think. Sunday, January 19, 2003
I saw two college basketball games yesterday, Rutgers v. Villanova at the RAC and Seton Hall v. Miami at the Meadowlands. Both games featured crazy numbers from behind the 3-point arc: the four teams went a combined 42 for 83 (50.6%), with Seton Hall shooting an amazing 12 for 17 (70.5%). The best part? Watching Nova crush Rutgers and winning a Fat Moon in a bet on the outcome of said game. Thursday, January 16, 2003
The spontaneous combustion of potato chips caused a five-alarm fire at my favorite grocery store east of the Mississippi. It's unclear whether or not the Little Debbie Fudge Rounds survived the blaze. (Thanks, Keith!) Wednesday, January 15, 2003
I don't think I feature enough stories about the elderly crashing their cars into buildings which is odd because it happens so often. Especially in Florida. Tuesday, January 14, 2003
Thursday, January 09, 2003
If you search Google News for "squirrel" and "power", you get at least 10 different news items from at least 10 different places where squirrels have caused power outages in the last 30 days......Massachusetts, New Hampshire, California, Texas, Idaho, Maine, Oklahoma.....the list goes on and on. I never knew that squirrels could be such a nuisance like that. Isn't there some way to squirrel-proof transformers and whatnot? Wednesday, January 08, 2003
No way...another day, another squirrel story. In this one, the squirrel in question chewed through a transformer, shorting out power to a local school. The sewer pumps failed, flooding the school's gym and ruining the wood floor. The floor will cost tens of thousands of dollars to replace. The squirrel, though irreplaceable, is worth about 16 cents on the Internet, its value mainly in its tail, which can be used as part of a fishing lure.What website would that be exactly? Tuesday, January 07, 2003
Two squirrel stories in one day! Jackpot! First, a Florida man accused of animal cruelty for shooting squirrels and second, a veterinarian technician who rescues baby squirrels in her bra. I knew a girl who used to like putting baby squirrels in her bra, but it was for a completely different reason. Freshman track sensation Chrissie Sidie, anchor of the winning 4x800 team at yesterday's Union County Relays, speaks so well: I never expected to contribute as much as I have. To come in here in my freshman year and help the team win its first title at this meet is just incredible. It has been a goal of ours since the first day of practice and everything went the way we had hoped.She's so well-spoken! Sunday, January 05, 2003
Friday, January 03, 2003
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