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Thursday, November 28, 2002

An ounce of prevention may be worth a pound of cure, but drinking 12 ounces of ketchup does NOT prevent a hangover. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

Wow! Actual thanksgiving porn! Don't's perfectly safe for all ages...though I'm not really sure what they're selling or why they're selling it.

Monday, November 25, 2002

The Helmet Project attempts to create (and succeeds in creating) a compendium of every helmet ever worn by a professional or collegiate football team. Check out the University of Maryland's helmet from 1969 or the Denver Broncos' helmet from 1966. Fun! (Thanks, Vince!)

It would be scary enough to have a car smash into your house, but to have coffins, corpses and tombstones crash through your kitchen wall would be utterly horrifying.

Sunday, November 24, 2002

This picture perfectly illustrates my reaction to my first ever Knicks game.

Thursday, November 21, 2002

Bus full of kids plows into house after getting rammed by dump truck. Nothing out of the ordinary here, but there are some good pictures. No kids were seriously hurt, BTW.

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Gratuitous holiday porn: how to brine your turkey.

Monday, November 18, 2002

You might enjoy this article from the Science News Online if you are interested in probability theory and combinatorial analysis, but even if you're not, then you might like to know why automatic card shufflers at casinos don't work very well.

Sunday, November 17, 2002

Patience is a virtue.

Friday, November 15, 2002

An El Paso police officer took the term "drive thru" a little bit too literally when he crashed his cruiser into the local Carl's Jr. What a great picture!

Thursday, November 14, 2002

On Monday November 4th, people who arrived at via a search engine used the following terms in their search:
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  • pictures+of+the+ugliest+person+in+the+world
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  • deathpool
Sorry to disappoint you folks. Well, except for the guy who wanted to find a deathpool. He found what he was looking for. Wait a I really that ugly?!

Bastards! Krispy Kreme to expand to Great Britain?!? And possibly to Japan, South Korea, and Mexico? Before they even build in New Jersey? I need my fix!!!

Those of you who know me well know not only that my favorite pitcher is Andy Pettitte, but also that I would give up on the Yankees if they gave up on him. Well, it looks like I will not be becoming a Phillies fan anytime soon, thankfully.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

A Los Angeles man rescued a six-year-old girl trapped in a washing machine by smashing the machine's glass window with a tire iron. Both the man and the girl suffered cuts. Perhaps this man was unfamiliar with the concept of a 'door' that 'opens' with a 'handle.'

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Whoops. I missed the two-year anniversary of blogger-hosted Well, check out our first months' worth of entries.

Monday, November 11, 2002

Dear Mr. Iracane, Thank you for your email regarding your interest in stores opening in NJ. We appreciate the opportunity to assist you. We strive to satisfy loyal customers like you and regret that we were unable to locate a store within 40 miles of, Lake Hiawatha, NJ. Please be assured that we are working hard to open new stores and continue expanding throughout the United States and Canada. We have several stores that are tentatively planned for NJ. There is no information available yet, regarding opening dates and specific locations. You may call us in the spring of 2003, at 1-800-4-KRISPY, for more specific information. I have included the three closest stores to your zip code below. New York Two Penn Plaza @ Amtrak Rotunda New York, NY 10001 US 212-947-7175 New York 141 West 72nd Street New York, NY 10023 US 212-724-1100 New York 265 West 23rd Street New York, NY 10011 US 212-620-0111 For your convenience, new store location details are also available on our website at The site is regularly updated with information as soon as it becomes available. We appreciate your interest in Krispy Kreme and look forward to serving you in the future. Best regards, Rose Peters Krispy Kreme Customer Experience

Sunday, November 10, 2002

Tivo alert for Big Daddy Grenks: TV's Funniest Game Show Moments 2.
Richard Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing.

Contestant: Their pants.

My new favorite band is The Singing Swedish Horse Quartet. (Flash animation) They're basically like O-Town meets Mr. Ed.

Friday, November 08, 2002

It's always kismet when a car crashes into a donut shop, even when the crash is intentional as a result of a lovers' spat.

Thursday, November 07, 2002

For those of you who share my simultaneous fear and love of squirrels, there is Scary Squirrel World.

Ohhhhhh maybe this is my problem...

Sure, there's a lot of nerds out there who have bought Tivos and souped them up with ginormous hard drives, but did you know that more United States households have outhouses than Tivos? Isn't that craptacular?

Tuesday, November 05, 2002

For that special but incontinent person in your life...won't you try and win them a year's supply of Depends undergarments? You can enter the contest EVERY DAY and there's a new winner EVERY MONTH! It's like Christmas and the Fourth of July all rolled into one!!

Monday, November 04, 2002

A group of Pennsylvania kids fought back when older kids tried to steal their Halloween candy. Good work. Question: Didn't the would-be thieves realize that candy is readily available and free on Halloween? How lazy could one possibly be?

Sunday, November 03, 2002

I went to see Jackass: The Movie (rated: R) at the local cineplex tonight. I got carded. Do I really look sixteen?