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Sunday, March 31, 2002

Obese folk more at risk than non-obese folk during a car accident. I had better start watching my pork intake.

Saturday, March 30, 2002

Congratulations to pickset F%!@ing Mathis submitted by Vince of Charlottesville, VA. Regardless of the outcome of Monday night's basketball game, Vince will win the Second Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem and all its respective awards and honors. ($5 gift certificate) Meanwhile, I will be rooting for underdog Indiana, because Bobby Knight will not be.

Ah, the perfect poached eggs.

Thursday, March 28, 2002

What is the 32nd most commonly used word in the English language. No, that's not a question.

Wednesday, March 27, 2002

A sad day...TV pioneer Milton Berle has passed on. In a related note, I have scored.

Friday, March 22, 2002

Elderly woman gets trapped in newspaper vending machine outside local doesn't get any better than that!

Gross! Here's a contest I would never win: the Messiest Apartment Contest at Some of those shots are reminiscent of 504 Brandon Avenue, though.

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Burger King, the fast food restaurant for the insane, has introduced a veggie burger in many of its United States franchises. I don't understand how said veggie burger can contain a whole 10 grams of fat. What's going on in there? Subway sells 7 (disgusting) sandwiches with 6 grams of fat or less, including turkey and ham subs. Shouldn't a veggie burger contain less fat that a ham sub? Gross. Meet me at Wendy's.

People just don't crash into buildings as much as they used to. But people keep on stealing cars, even stealing cars that have other people's artificial limbs in them. "Yes, officer, my car AND my arm were stolen."

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Time for an update of the Second Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem...looks like I'm in first place with 47 points with Vince close behind at 46. Both Vince and I have all of our final four picks alive; the biggest difference between our brackets is that he has Maryland beating Duke in the final while I have the opposite. Of course, anything can happen...except Dave winning. Check out all that red!

Friday, March 15, 2002

Cool! John Ivers built his own roller coaster in his backyard.

Thursday, March 14, 2002

I no longer have any interest in the Second Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem! My brackets are a disaster. Damn USC and Gonzaga! The good news - 'Nova won their NIT game and Rutgers got beat at the RAC!

GONE-zaga! My poor sister lost one team from her championship game from her bracket and is on the verge of losing a second Final Four team. I guess she won't be winning the $5.

Last chance to enter the Second Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem! Group ID #1171, password: hoops! I think Carl should be disqualified for having two entries!

Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Ah, good old banner_stadium.jpg. I wanted to set up a new banner for this site, but I felt that falling back on an old classic would be okay since my imagination and creativity recently ground to a halt. I've taken few pictures recently, and the ones that I have taken have been so dry and devoid of personality. I tried to take a picture of this woman in NYC with an extraordinarily large bouffant hairdo, but she was moving too fast. I could have made one helluva banner out of that.

Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Truck catches on fire, starts up, rolls towards house, and ignites the house all on its own, causing $40,000 worth of damage to the house. Does this sound fishy to anyone else?

Congratulations to Mike of Philadelphia, loyal reader, on his recent engagement!

Sunday, March 10, 2002

If you haven't already, join the Second Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem (group ID #1171, password: hoops). Entering is free, and the first place entry wins a $5 gift certificate! Tell all your dumb friends.

Thursday, March 07, 2002

Today, a girl drove by me and I wanted to "check her out" so I turned slightly to my left to glance towards my side mirror...then, I realized that I had no side mirror because I was not in my car, I was walking. How awkward., home of the Cinnamon Challenge and the Horseradish Challenge, has been completely revamped, including a brand new Tabasco Challenge. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 06, 2002

I love stories where cars crash into restaurants or homes or any other type of building, but only when people don't get killed. There's just something about the idea of sitting behind the wheel and careening through an IHOP window that sounds kind of neat.

Tuesday, March 05, 2002

CRAP! Just as I had switched my Sunday morning cartoon allegiances from The McLaughlin Group to This Week in Washington, Cokie Roberts decides to leave. Cokie is both provocative and well-spoken: two traits that rarely coexist on television news. Allegedly, (yes I *am* a lawyer) ABC is scheming to replace Cokie and co-host Sam Donaldson with wunderkind George Stephanopoulos and frequent Imus guest Claire Shipman. I guess every broadcast network wants a pseudo-provocative Tim Russert type who kowtows to blathering quotes and baseless opinions. Note: I do not bemoan the pending loss of Nightline...I have never seen that show. Of course, I had never eaten trout until tonight. There's always a first for everything.

Monday, March 04, 2002

OUCH! Watch out for those crossing gates at bridges and the like! One such gate killed a 63-year-old man in Daytona Beach this past weekend.

Saturday, March 02, 2002

Join the 2nd Annual NCAA Tournament Pickem, hosted by Yahoo! Sports. Go here, create an entry, and then join our private group (Group ID #1171; password: hoops) First prize is a $5 gift certificate. The bracket will be set Sunday, March 10th...make your picks anytime after then, but before the tournament starts Thursday, March 14th.

Yes, it is true, I had a good time tonight. DEAL WITH IT.