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Thursday, May 31, 2001
When you go to jail, you are allowed one phone call, or so I've been made to believe by the movies. But if you get hauled into jail on a charge like this, who do you call, and what do you tell him/her?
Tuesday, May 29, 2001
A Wisconsin high school junior named Maxwell Percy was banned from attending his prom, so instead, he tried to sneak in dressed as a girl. Funny. I tried to do the same thing once, except I really wasn't banned from anything, and I wasn't trying to sneak in anywhere.
Friday, May 25, 2001
I love stories where people bite into something delicious or open up a package or reach their hand into a bag and find something not so wonderful. But what this guy found in his toothpaste makes me gag!
A high school tennis doubles team was disqualified after one of the players yelled "Jesus Christ!". The phrase violates the USTA profanity rule, but the words alone do not. So "Jesus!" or "Christ!" would have been okay. Sounds reasonable to me...
Tuesday, May 22, 2001
Exposed! The secrets of the infamous hotel bedspread, AKA the "jizz blanket".
There's a wonderful database of roller coasters on the Net with statistics and photos of over 1000 coasters. My personal favorites are The Great American Scream Machine at Six Flags Great Adventure and the Great White on the Morey's Piers in Wildwood, NJ. Why do I like these coasters? Well, because they're great!
Thursday, May 17, 2001
Paging Dr. Bon Jovi - a photo of Jon in cap and gown and the text of his commencement address at Monmouth University. Visit Backstage With Jon Bon Jovi - www.backstagejbj.com - for more Bon Jovi news.
Wednesday, May 16, 2001
Tuesday, May 15, 2001
If you want to be one of the cool kids, you'll head out right now and get the new R.E.M. album entitled Reveal. It's rated middling to decent!
Monday, May 14, 2001
I had a feeling my computer was missing something. Here are some computer features I want added to my PC.
Forgive me if I just can't get enough of these stories where people find various items in their fast food that just don't belong there.
Friday, May 11, 2001
So this girl gets all liquored up, steals a car, leads the police on a high-speed chase, wipes out, jumps out of the car, runs away from the cops, gets caught, bites one of the officers, and tries to kick out a window in the police car. Oh yeah, and she's eleven. Also, check out the somewhat boring 10-minute video of the chase.
Wednesday, May 09, 2001
Ah, the parable of the drunk-driving mom who flips her car over, crawls out of the wreckage, and walks with her children to a nearby bar. The moral is: don't bring kids into a bar.
Monday, May 07, 2001
Last night on the Steve Buscemi-directed episode of The Sopranos, Chris didn't give in to temptation and eat the wild berries while stranded in the woods. But some feller from Kentuckah went on down to sunny Flor-i-dah, and well, he feasted on them. Uh-oh! There's always a lesson to be learned at Iracane.com. Today's is: Don't move to Kentucky. People ain't as well book-learned down there.
Friday, May 04, 2001
If you are disturbed/offended by pictures of Muppets engaged in graphic sexual congress, then please don't click here.
Thursday, May 03, 2001
Wednesday, May 02, 2001
This little anecdote is the kind of thing that makes me smile.
Tuesday, May 01, 2001
Are you attentive to details? Can you find the funny name in this article from the New York Post?