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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Holiday Inflatables Are the Bane of My Existence

The very first person who had one of these inflatable Santa Claus snow globe thingers on their front lawn was the coolest person in the world. Every subsequent person who has purchased and displayed gigantic air-filled nylon sculptures of holiday whimsy should be shot and killed.
"Outdoor decorations give people an emotional lift for the holidays," explains Ms. Danziger, who conducts a quarterly shopping survey and estimates that the most enthusiastic seasonal decorators will spend $519 this year, up 9.5% from 2005.
That's $519 that could be spent on something charitable, like starving children or a Nintendo Wii. BTW, thanks, Mom, for keeping your lawn whimsy-free.


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