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Saturday, September 02, 2006
The Pizza Fork
 Introducing The Pizza Fork, or, as I like to call it, The "How To Slit Your Own Throat Open While Eating Something You Don't Need A Utensil For" Device. According to the packaging of what is commerically sold as "Nyfork":The act of retrieving, positioning and cutting with a standard knife takes an adult human an average of 2.2 seconds. That can add up to an entire week over a normal lifetimeI would gladly give up that one extra week of life to not look like a jackass with that thing in my hand. 0 Comments:
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