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Wednesday, March 14, 2001
You can keep your Weight Watchers and your Atkins Diet and your binge-and-purge. I know why people are so fat nowadays and how we can put an end to the madness. Stop drinking soda, jerk! Soda contains sugar that makes you fat. Teenagers today consume more than twice as much soda per day than teenagers from the 70's. The reason I'm not obese is that I've never had a soda in my life (save for the 7-Ups in my Seven and Sevens). Granted, I may be carrying around a few extra pounds (thanks to the Gay Oreos) but if I had drank soda while growing up, I'd be twice as fat. Read this report and you'll agree with me. 0 Comments:
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